Spiderman could never account for the World Wide Web
Yeah, Peter Parker’s boss is losing his patience with recent sales
And they caught him on video
Youtube video from a street-side cell phone
And now an independent study is deducting what neighborhood he’s from
From an excel chart of first-hand accounts
From women who are experts in body type and how men walk, spea
kFrom tabloid assumptions on bad-boy corruption
They’ll figure it out soon
Because Peter Parker’s boss is losing his patience with recent sale
sHe smells profit, off it…Don’t scoff it
The internet is a valuable tool 

2012