“2 bedroom, 1 ½ bath”

The virulent vixen
Sick of the kitchen
Watching her husband mow.
A turbulent bitchin' 
Stage fright during pissin'
He's not just an average Joe.
His clothes are endearing
Not many near him
She watches from the window.
Tired of sex bland
Wires at desk and
Watching the porn star blow.
They're not really liberal
Vote in the middle
Maybe they'll meet some swingers
Dog it does dribble
Fish it will nibble
And quibble for rings on their fingers.

2013